Important New Book to be Published This Summer!!

<p>For immediate release 6/16/05. . .</p>

<p>Colcon Books announced today that two well-known writers on higher education, William Bennett and Loren Pope, are colloborating on a new book of vital college information. Titled “Colleges That Serve Fries,” this book rips the veil from campus food-service policies and identifies schools where the food service is in step with true American values. </p>

<p>Interviewed in the buffet line at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Bennett was clearly excited about his new project. “Since the early 1960s, secular leftist liberals have taken over college food services at most U.S. colleges. Asserting that all cuisines are equal, they have destroyed the patriotic dietary values instilled by American parents, and forced all sorts of foreign foods on today’s students: stir-fries, curries, tacos and worse. In this book we identify the schools where traditional American foods are front and center, and subversive items like couscous are banished to once-a-semester international nights.”</p>

<p>Mr. Pope was unavailable for comment, but his many fans will be glad to hear that most of the book focuses on liberal arts schools even smaller and less well-known than the schools in his other books. As a result, “CTSF” comes with a special Mapquest tutorial, as many of the schools in the book are in towns even smaller than the schools themselves and none are within 300 miles of a major metropolitan area. </p>

<p>Publication is expected in July.</p>

<p>This must be from The Onion. . .</p>

<p>dont be so sure NOm</p>

<p>with David Horowitz’s attack on higher education I wouldnt be surprised if someone acutally does this</p>

<p>its sad but the right wing doesnt surprise me anymore</p>

<p>OK, reidm. You had me going for a(short)while.</p>

<p>I love the Oninon. </p>

<p>My favorite of all time had to be “New Study Reveals: Babies are Stupid.”</p>

<p>Sputtering with laughter. Good one Reid. :)</p>

<p>I love the MapQuest comment! :D</p>