In your opinion, what job wouldn't you accept for a billion dollars annually?

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<p>Here I start:</p>

<p>Major (me): Physics and chemistry
Anticipated career:Ph.D in chem. or physics, astronaut, or scientist (I can’t imagine myself doing anything besides a career that’s in science, math, or engineering)</p>

<p>I would be tortured if I had to be:</p>

<p>high/middle school teacher, coach (I rather live in the jungle)
secretary
principal
accountant
statistican and survery collector
broadcaster, work at radio or tv station
do stupid paper work at government agencies
credit card debt collector/ loan office/ tax collector
media entertainer
theator cast/play/actor/dancer/web designers
argiculture/farming/rancher
cost estimator
finacial estimator
priest ( I enjoy sex)
medical assistant, technician, nurse
ATM technician
Court reporters
property managers
announcer
copywriters
Recreation and Fitness Workers
Umpires and Referees</p>

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<p>Id do any job within reason for 1 billion. No questions.</p>

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<p>A billion dollars annually? anything with possible exception of politician, well I’ll probably work for a year and quit… 1 billion is a lot of money… ummm might go to carnegie mellon after that</p>

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<p>well 1 Billion is really a lot of money… woohooooo</p>

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<p>pretty much anything</p>

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<p>Major: Philosophy and English Literature
Anticipated career: Philosopher
I would be tortured if I had to be:</p>

<p>Accountant
Doctor
Pre-school teacher
Middle school substitute teacher</p>

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<p>I’d do any job within reason for that much money. Work a couple years, quit, start my own private equity fund AND hedge fund (and do stuff that I actually like), buy myself a gulfstream, and then donate my way to Wharton ($50mil should do it.)</p>

<p>$1bil
after taxes: ~$550mil
Gulfstream jet: ~$35mil
Dream house(s): $15mil
Living expenses (including a car): $2mil
Private Equity Fund money: $300mil (the year after that, I’ll dump another $250mil here)-raise another $500mil from investors, that way i still control more than 50% of the fund
Hedge Fund money: $175mil (the year after that, another $150mil)-raise another $300mil from investors-i still own 325mil/625mil of the money in the firm, no buyouts
The rest: $8mil (donate to charity, buy more real estate, tech stocks, put more money in my HF/PE fund, whatever)
The I-need-to-go-to-Wharton or UVA fund: $25mil each year</p>

<p>Intended major: finance/econ
Intended career: investment banker->investment manager</p>

<p>I would pretty much do anything.</p>

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<p>i would do almost anything…except killing people and stuff like that.</p>

<p>anyway, the OPs list is crap. seriously. pretty sad if you can’t be a teacher for a billion dollars.</p>

<p>no matter what the job, i’d do it for at least a year, no matter how crappy.</p>

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<p>Rosie O’Donnell’s massage therapist.</p>

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<p>^ ROFL</p>

<p>Actually for a billion dollars I would do anything, unless it was morally repugnant.</p>

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<p>I’d do almost anything for a billion dollars annually; as long as I lived happily ever after with my bank account.</p>

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<p>organ donor.</p>

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<p>I never understood why people do that^
How many organs are there to donate anyway? One kidney,…I can’t think of anything else. unless it’s a dead body, then all the organs can be used.</p>

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<p>i would pretty much do anything, then quit after a year.</p>

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<p>I would love to be an UMP for 1 Bil.</p>

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<p>I wouldn’t be a vivisectionist, an executioner or torturer or in the military.</p>

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<p>Anything that would require me to compromise my faith.</p>

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<p>“priest (I enjoy sex)”</p>

<p>You could become a Catholic priest in Rites other than the Latin (Roman) Rite and have sex – within marriage, of course. The “Roman” Church, albeit the largest, is just one Rite among 22 within the Catholic Church. All other Catholic Rites (Assyrian, Greek, Coptic, Ukrainian, Syro-Malankarese, etc) allow their priests to marry.</p>

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<p>Or go without sex for one year and quit. Use that billion to pay women to have sex with you and make up for all the loss.</p>

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<p>i’d do half of those for less than a billion… you’re very picky.</p>