<p>fine!!! :mad:</p>
<p>i shall juz restrict them to there… anyway, 5 pages more to go atleast…</p>
<p>on a lighter note, 800 :)</p>
<p>on an even more lighter note- neha got the 3900th post</p>
<p>And by my last comment,I meant you should post the funny jokes here instead of the lame jokes thread-which should be meant for lame jokes only…</p>
<p>tts for lame AND funny jokes :p</p>
<p>ok, next time here as well…</p>
<p>A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named “Governmentium”.</p>
<p>Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.</p>
<p>These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.</p>
<p>Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay but instead, it undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypocritical quantity is referred to as “Critical Morass.” You will know it when you see it.</p>
<p>When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element which radiates just as much energy since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.</p>
<p>A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan Officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to
accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank’s President and its Officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.</p>
<p>Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The Loan Officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”</p>
<p>The blonde replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return…?”</p>
<p><em>yawn</em> nitez ppl…hopefully by tmr morning it wud have hit page 98/99 atleast yeah…
but pl dun start new one if hit 200, i wanna post here first b4 we start new one :)</p>
<p>You know, the IIT screening is kind of like the SATII. You dont need to know everything - as long as you hit 110 you are in the clear for sure. in the SATIIs, you can make lots of mistakes and still end up with an 800. Both exams have high resolutions somewhere in the middle, while there is zero or negligible resolution once you get past a certain level…</p>
<p>and i think i heard the joke about the blonde a couple of years ago…</p>
<p>hey ppl…</p>
<p>wassup??..not been posting for sometime now…wont say was studying…i think trying or better still pretending ot study is more like it…:p…(not funny i know…but well…watever)…so any more acceptances n all…</p>
<p>neway…all thebest u guys!!!:)…</p>
<p>neha…I liked the isodope joke…keep posting your lame/funny jokes… I happen to like most of them 
(Yeah, I’ve got a poor sense of humour :p)</p>
<p>I have a lame sense of humour too :)</p>
<p>i have an obscure sense of humour :p</p>
<p>you have an obscure way of talking too :p</p>
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Yeah… I found today that I got in at Harvard. How cool is that?! ;)</p>
<p>and whats up with posting jokes here? artificially boosting post counts…</p>
<p>OMG Adi…CONGRATS…WOW! I’m soooooooooo happy for you and sucharita! Just found out right now, was on a flight to US. I’ll def go to see princeton now.Now if only akash gets in the indian thread fairy tale will be complete! :)</p>
<p>akash and/or adides may not appreciate competition… ;)</p>
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LMAO :D</p>
<p>ehehe your quote makes me laugh tho not ritz’s post. thanks for the perspective :p</p>
<p>first, thanks a lot ritz…i really appreciate it…i am rooting for akash as well (so that we can transform that saffrom brigadier into a normal person :p)</p>
<p>second, even if i dont read anything else…and just read merc’s comment…i can tell that i am on TiT…it only happens on TiT…but i am not going to dignify his cause by responding…:D</p>
<p>third, ritz…you already moving to the US or going to a campus sighting etc.??</p>
<p>fourth, such did you get an email from current student(s)?? I got an email from Ritu Kamal :eek: try googling her…</p>
<p>fifth, my life sux 
for the first time…my neighbors had to come over to tell me to turn down the noise…i think i might be called in for the board meeting on saturday for a lecture damn the generation gap…</p>
<p>Adides-first try transforming Prateek-hes a “saffron brigadier” too,albeit a minor one…;)</p>