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hello · May 16, 2005, 8:54pm

CBSE ppl - Results will be out on 23rd, at noon :eek:

neha1 · May 16, 2005, 9:08pm

yeah! who is aneesh??

cooldude · May 16, 2005, 9:10pm

you dont know who’s aneesh?

He’s one of the greatest Indian guitar soloist and vocalist!! You should listen to his new album!!

Its zawesome ;)

premanjali · May 16, 2005, 10:59pm

HEY GUD MORN!!

ALL THE BEST TO CBSE PPL!!!

thanx prashant…!:)…

astrix all the best!!

all isc takers…ALL THE BEST TO ISC TAKERS!!

:(

premanjali · May 16, 2005, 11:20pm

btw ppl…weneva am tryign the following link…was chekin all the links for results…a pop up screen asks for some user name and password……neone knows how to access the site…considerign hte fact tht thr will be a net jam this evening all sites chud come handy…

<a href=“http://www.cisce.ilfsets.com%5B/url%5D”>http://www.cisce.ilfsets.com</a>

thanx!!!

neha1 · May 16, 2005, 11:36pm

A - Always must win
B - Borrow but never return
C - Cheap is good
D - Don’t trust anyone
E - Everything also must grab!
F - Free! Free! Free!
G - Grab fist talk later
H - Help yourself to everything
I - I first, I want, I everything
J - Jump queue
K - Keep coming back for more
L - Look for discount
M - Must not lose face
N - Never mind what they think
O - Outdo everyone you know
P - Pay only when necessary
Q - Quit while you are ahead
R - Rushing and pushing wins the race
S - Sample are always welcome
T - Take but don’t give
U - Unless it’s free forget it
V - Vow to be number one
W - Winner takes it All! All! All!
X - X’tre = More
Y - Yell if necessary to get what you want
Z - Zebras are desi’s because they want to be black and white at the same time

ya i am bored n this thread hardly has posts now :(

sucharita · May 16, 2005, 11:46pm

Premanjali, I dunno if theyre coming out today, I just posted what TK told me :p

cheers · May 17, 2005, 12:29am

reading too much Kiasu, neha?

<a href=“http://www.asianjoke.com/Singapore/a_to_z_of_kiasu_philosophy.htm[/url]”>http://www.asianjoke.com/Singapore/a_to_z_of_kiasu_philosophy.htm</a>

neha1 · May 17, 2005, 1:18am

haha…no cheers
i totally forgot abt mr kiasu!! but i guess desi ro not we all asians are the same :D

astrix · May 17, 2005, 1:40am

<blockquote>
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors
have
no
place in a profile description as everything is straight from the
heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after
reading this mail…

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

<ul>
<li>Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,
If
any
one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education
but i working all field in bangalroe… if u like me u welcome to my
heart…
when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter…
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~</li>
</ul>

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state
she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Homework?)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may
never
create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire
life
can
run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)


&lt;p&gt;he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have
one
brother and one sister. he should be educated.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love
myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........
hold
my hand forever !!!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as
Tanwerr
as
in KSBKBT......&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding too
much,
ain't he?)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while
steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF
GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST
BELIEVE
IN
GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED
WITH
ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(all of us are loughing{laughing})&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom
and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would
bde
called the man of the lamp&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i
love
the
patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering
from "Ok-syndrome")&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
CAR
AND
1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(the "ok syndrome" again)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and
fater&mother
sister complity marred&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and
parent.
i
am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi
diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or tailor.??)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(height of desperation! J )&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea
frank
he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main
think
is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.
but
iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam
a
good girl. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS
YOUR.
bye bye.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(uttama purishinin)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(No comments)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good'. i expect the
good
minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste
accepted ...&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(but credit cards not accepted..???)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(Zebra..???)
*heh yah... the zebra thing reminded me of this. hilarious no :D*&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot
should
be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a
bridegroom.
I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get
one
soon.)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
because boy is the maharaja.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not
paying
salary at present.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(Any takers again?)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Yash07 · May 17, 2005, 1:45am

lol… why make fun of those poor indians? But…

Yash07 · May 17, 2005, 1:46am

btw ur comments are quite interesting :-), a lot more than the ads…

astrix · May 17, 2005, 1:48am

heh they’re not mine. it’s a forward mail.

sucharita · May 17, 2005, 1:53am

LMAO :D

why does CC change the caps to small letters? Its getting annoying :mad:

astrix · May 17, 2005, 1:59am

it doesnt if your post isn’t all caps… so just add a random lower case letter and you’re set

neha1 · May 17, 2005, 2:00am

a bit dirty:

On returning from battle in the Falkland Islands, 3 soldiers are asked to report to their commander. The commander states that because of services rendered the army will pay each soldier a sum of £100 pound per inch on their bodies, from one point to another of their choice. The commander asks the first soldier, a special forces commando, how he can measure him up. “I’ll have the top of my head, to the tips of my toes, sahr!” replies the man of war. “Excellent,” says the commander, that’s “70 inches, so here’s £7000.” Secondly a marine states that he will have the tip of one arm outstretched measured to the other outstretched. “Excellent,” replies the commander after measuring the marine, “75 inches, so that’s £7500.” Thirdly he asks the explosives expert. “I’ll have measured the tip of my dick to he end of my balls sahr!” The commander is a little taken aback by this but agrees, and after several seconds down in the private’s privates he snaps back up saying “Where in Christ are your balls soldier?!” The soldier smiles at him and says “Falkland Islands sahr!”

:p

sucharita · May 17, 2005, 2:04am

ooooh thats cheating! :p

Yash07 · May 17, 2005, 2:08am

lol… dat’s indeed cheating

shash_rao · May 17, 2005, 2:17am

lots of new people around, arent there?

Yash07 · May 17, 2005, 2:20am

sort of … me? lol

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