Today we challenge you to a good laugh as the world celebrates International Joke Day!
Tell us your favorite most hilarious joke in the comments below!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak. Now, you say “Control Freak who?”…
Is this too close to home for us on CC?
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same Middle Name.
I stole this from a crossword puzzle blog.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar and give their orders. “I’ll have a glass of beer,” said the first. “I’ll have half a glass,” said the second. “I’ll have a quarter of a glass,” said the third. And so forth. The bartender put two glasses of beer in front of them and walked away. “I know your limit,” he said.
A teacher is proctoring the SAT when he sees a kid flipping a coin in the back of the room. He walks back to the student and asks him what he is doing. The student replies “there is no longer a penalty for guessing, and the questions get harder as I go along so I am flipping a coin to choose my responses.” The proctor shakes his head and walks away. A little while later he gives the students a five minute warning. He sees that same student furiously flipping the coin in the back of the room. The proctor walks back and asks “are you still guessing at your choices?” The student replies “No sir, I am checking my answers”.