<p>So, I am going back to college to study Accounting. I am wondering if a Lexus would be a good car once I make 70k-80k after 4 years of Accounting. Would it draw to much attention to myself?</p>
<p>Not if you get black</p>
<p>Not as much attention as your ******baggery attracts.</p>
<p>No. Unless you own a Maserati or peer brands, you’re just a worthless pile of feces. Plus, accounting? I-banking/PE/HF or bust dude.</p>
<p>Take your mouse and get back to making 60k a year</p>
<p>This is a great thread lol. Wait til you get your MBA, then get an Aston Martin.</p>
<p>Not if you work at Deloitte.</p>
<p>“Deloitte” comes from the Greek denomination of “De” and “Loitte”. “De” translates directly to “miserable”, with “Loitte” translating to “pathetic human being.” Formerly known as Deloitte Touche Tohmatsu, the name was shortened to just “Deloitte” after it was discovered that “Touche” was a 3rd grade version of the word ass, and Tohmatsu was too difficult to say. Members of the Deloitte firm are easy to spot. During the months of January through March, in preparation for hibernation, Deloitters typically put on between 5 and 65 pounds. Additionally, staffers can be seen aging as if they drank from the wrong Holy Grail during this period. The only members of Deloitte who seem to stay a consistent age are the partners, mostly because they drink and bath in the youth and souls of staff members. Deloitte is also a microcasm for the problems of American society. The wealth gap is clearly seen in Deloitte, with partners driving Porsche’s, and staffers riding their new Dyno freestyle BMX’s in January. In addition, Deloitte partners have new HP Tablet laptops, with staffers performing audit work on Abacuses. Deloitte staffers can typically describe their lives with the following tickmark: “I traced and agreed my weight gain to the scale in my bathroom without exception. D&T noted that 15 pounds was immaterial to performing audit work. Per discussion with my roommates, I noted that they no longer recognized me. Per further inquiry, they now refer to me as either ‘The guy that sleeps in the other room’, or ‘The vaguely familiar friend’. D&T assessed this explanation from my roommates as acceptable. I footed the number of outstanding bills received from the mail, and noted that it tied without exception to the amount that the bill collector said I owed. I re-calculated my credit score, and noted that the score of 4 was appropriate. D&T passed on further investigation.”</p>
<p>good luck ever climbing the ladder in such a proletariat piece of crap</p>
<p>If you are only making 70-80k, it is still a Camery.</p>
<p>If you took out a lot of loans to pay for an overpriced and underfunded undergrad degree, it might be a Toyota Yaris or other <$20k car.</p>
<p>My Wharton DH bought a Mazda 323 (back then a GLC) when he got out of undergrad. Can’t save money if you’re spending it all!</p>