<p>Oh boy, oh boy I feel like I’m gonna have a heart attack! The girl I wanted to walk with to the beach told me she was busy and practically hung up on me! Ahhhhhh the sting of rejection by a girl outweighs that of being rejected from Berkley. You hear that Sauron? I suffered more than you this week! Well, try and outdo that!</p>
<p>charizard, i’m very angry with man. how could u dare to ask a girl without the permission of LORD OF GREATNESS? first u must give me the numbers for these girls, then u have to fast for ten days, then u have to go to confessions, then a month of penance…the procedure to rejoin the the league of greatness is very high, charizard.</p>
<p>sauron, I usually like your posts, but dude…you might wanna pack it in with the outlandish attention-begging. It’s gotten old, my friend.</p>