<p>If posting is an art, I am a sloppy painter.</p>
<p>^Since you are a sloppy painter, that is valid.</p>
<p>Duh it’s an art. You need just the right balance of :)s and :(s and lols and omgs and !!s and ??s and sincere-sounding words to keep yours posts non-hatable/non-creepy/likable.</p>
<p>lol 
omg!</p>
<p>^or you get perceived as a plant.</p>
<p>so true. Most people thought Warts was a creepily nice short guy until she stopped using :), which is when the plant theory came into being</p>
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Would this be Caliban the slave from *The Tempest<a href=“and%20not%20the%20Giorgione%20painting”>/i</a>?</p>
<p>trumpetgrl is the Willem de Kooning of HSL</p>
<p>Is 5’3’’ short?</p>
<p>For someone with a y chromosome, it is</p>
<p>Ohh…good. I’m 5’4’’ now…I think?</p>
<p>^I thought that height was normal.</p>
<p>I think 5’6’’ is average.</p>
<p>5’6’’ is average? We are both short then.</p>
<p>Yes, we are. I believe 5’6’’ is average…I’m not sure if that’s bad for a girl though…</p>
<p>I don’t think so. I don’t know too many girls who are over 5’6’'.</p>
<p>Many of my friends are around my height, but I have a couple of friends that are 5’10’'</p>
<p>lolwutsart?</p>
<p>I’d’ve sworn the average for girls was 5’4".</p>
<p>^cool! That’s my height! :]</p>
<p>^When in doubt, ask [url=<a href=“average height american woman]WolframAlpha[/url - Wolfram|Alpha”>average height american woman - Wolfram|Alpha]WolframAlpha[/url</a>]</p>
<p>I’m 5’7 and I have a Y Chromosome, should I be worried? xD</p>
<p>Yes, you should be. Superfluous text to override the word limit.</p>