<p>I know you’re female. I have my ways. </p>
<p><em>imaspyshh</em></p>
<p>I’m intrigued.</p>
<p>I bet you are. So, you are female?</p>
<p>I’m a can opener.</p>
<p>I’m a squirrel.</p>
<p>^^Lol, I see you About Me page has changed…</p>
<p>^ I just realized other people could see that, which made it altogether too obvious and not nearly as fun.</p>