"It’s a typical Saturday morning and a 40-year-old man is choking me."

College Essays
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<p>I’ll take it. PM it to me</p>

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<p>nothing like an overweight 250-lb man trying to put you in a triangle to start off a nice weekend.</p>

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<p>Aha, 3point7student - a fellow practitioner? </p>

<p>And for everyone who posted about wanting to read this essay, as I posted (and apologized for) earlier in this thread, this particular essay has been nixed. I’m sorry about that :(</p>

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<p>I would LOVE to read that
PM it over!</p>

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<p>I would love to read it.</p>