<p>Anyone willing to read an essay that starts with the above sentence? I’ll give a critique in exchange.</p>
<p>Thanks!</p>
<p>pm me if you want:)</p>
<p>I’ll have a read.</p>
<p>sure for sho.</p>
<p>Pm if you want.</p>
<p>I’ll read.</p>
<p>totally reading it</p>
<p>I’ll read it</p>
<p>hahaha. good opener</p>
<p>To everyone who said they’d read the piece:</p>
<p>First off, thanks for expressing interest. I’ve gotten a couple critiques that have pointed out the same flaws, so I’m going to restructure this essay and send it out in the next couple of weeks. Sorry about that.</p>
<p>Thanks again</p>
<p>I’d read it, if you’re not still editing, ect.</p>
<p>hahah, what is this?! i want to read!</p>
<p>This essay has, in short, become nothing but a good opening line. I’m nixing it. Really sorry to be “The Boy Who Cried, ‘Do you want to read my essay?’” - trust me, it would be a waste of time for those of you who said you were interested.</p>
<p>(The piece was about submission wrestling (Jiu-jitsu) by the way)</p>
<p>I do, however, have another essay that I would be happy to send out, and I’d be beyond thankful to anyone willing to read it.</p>
<p>It’s about punching cacti :)</p>
<p>Hey, I love cacti so much I make prickly pear jelly!!! Yummmm!</p>
<p>Send it along and I’d read it.</p>
<p>Pretty sure I recognize that line from a work of erotica.</p>
<p>yawn: pretty sure you don’t, but funny ha.</p>
<p>BuddyMcAwesome: You know what’s not as funny? Following up a semi-amusing comment with vulgarity. But nice try.</p>
<p>hey, send me :D</p>
<p>cool!
it sounds interesting
pm me if i’ts not too late
:)</p>
<p>I would love to read your essay. 
Send it my way</p>
<p>i would be glad to read it. pm if you want =]</p>