Ivy family planning starts early

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<p>Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.businesstoday.org/index.php?itemid=120[/url]”>http://www.businesstoday.org/index.php?itemid=120&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>And my son tells me that sperm banks advertise for donors in the MIT campus newspaper. Some of his friends have made a reasonable amount of money that way.</p>

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<p>So many jokes, so little time</p>

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<p>Citygirlsmom, your joke is already funny! :D</p>

<p>My favorite line in the article:
“Now the college rat race starts in the womb, although being conceived from an egg or sperm donated by an Ivy league student is not likely to grant the baby “legacy” status.”</p>

<p>Shucks, no legacy status? I was thinking the lengths one may go to in order to achieve legacy status or a hook!</p>

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<p>I would think donations from the Big 10 schools would be very popular</p>

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<p>Gives magna cum laude a whole new meaning…</p>

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<p>Oh man oh man</p>

<p>Did anyone watch House last week? The head doctor lady was looking for donations, and House called in the guy for an “interview”</p>

<p>too funny, something about the geek sperm getting beat up on the playground</p>