<p>I’m officially starting a silent revolution to overthrow CB. We must destroy the evil and Marxist polcies of College Board. Who will join me in the Brotherhood as we topple CB?! VIVA LA REVOLUCION! However, you must answer these questions first:</p>
<p>1) Are you willing to give your lives?
2) You are prepared to commit murder?
3) To commit acts of sabotage which may cause the death of hundred of innocent people?
4) To betray your country to foreign powers?
5) You are prepared to cheat, to forge, to blackmail, to corrupt the minds of children, to distribute habit-forming drugs, to encourage prostitution, to disseminate venereal diseases - to do anything which is likely to cause demoralization and weaken the power of College Board?
6) If, for example, it would somehow serve our interests to throw sulphuric acid in a child’s face - are ou prepared to do that?
7) Finally, are you prepared to retake a 1590 so that you can infiltrate the inner workings behind the evil minds of CB Party members?</p>
<p>lol, one of my college essays is a parody of 1984, starring my school’s administration as THE PARTY and highlighting an instance where i ran (ever so slightly) afoul of their doctrine. think yale will enjoy?
interestingly, the principal’s office in my school is Room #101</p>
<p>Um, yeah I have to agree with avanex20. College board is definately not Marxist. If they were, everyone would get the same SAT score ;-)</p>
<p>College Board operates as a virtual monopoly. It is a corporation designed to make money. Communists would say that college board represents the very worst aspects of capitalism.</p>
<p>duh, and if the collegeboard were a Communist endevour, there would be no reason to overthrow it now would there be? Communism rocks!! hows that for a controversal topic…</p>
<p>I prefer socialism. Best government system in the world. But, too overthrow cb, why would you take their tests? Wouldn’t it be more effective to destroy all the copies or phsycially do something instead of just retaking it which would not change much.</p>
<p>When I said Marxist policies, I meant more along the lines of the economic policies. Like how human actions and institutions are economically determined. I guess I was at fault there by stating that their policies were Marxist. Rather, I should say CB’s policies were what Marx denounced!</p>
<p>“Um, yeah I have to agree with avanex20. College board is definately not Marxist. If they were, everyone would get the same SAT score ;-)”</p>
<p>I think wrathofachilles struck upon a very interesting irony of communist/Marxist philosophy versus reality in countries that try to adopt those practices. I will join the revolution because as a member of the class of 2005, I resent having score choice dangled in front of me like a piece of cheese to a mouse and then having it yanked away forever. Plus, I kind of like the idea of the new SAT. I really missed the boat and its all the CBs fault.</p>