I’ll go first.
First guy: Since this shelter in place thing started, my sex life has been like a Ferrari.
Second guy: But you don’t have a Ferrari.
First guy: Exactly!
A New Englander’s response when he hears about the six-foot distancing rule: “What?!? I have to get that close to people??”
Homeschooling is going well…
Two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job.
Used to be, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?
Aisle B, back.
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Not a joke… but go see why Joe Kelly is trending on Twitter. His wife at the end… so calmly exasperated. I couldn’t help it, I laughed way too hard. Poor woman needs a big glass of wine!!