Just for fun -- Haiku!

Parent Cafe
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<p>HMW:</p>

<p>Amazon DOT com
to the rescue, they’ve Dockers,
Polo Ralph Lauren.</p>

<p>White Cubavera
Linen pants; they’ve chef’s pants or
Levi’s, Windham Pointe?</p>

402

<p>Thanks, Mrs. Weasley,
I’ll give Amazon a try.
Too bad no wand here!</p>

403

<p>Dorm shopping with S:
“But I already HAVE sheets.”
So different from D!</p>

404

<p>cat barf LOL
No Volcanos for your D
Live outside the box</p>

<p>chintzy no cats here
but why does our goofy dog
choose my Uggs for chews?</p>

<p>House without carpet
Puppy stains are cleaned with ease
sorry 'bout your bed</p>

405

<p>haiku poets, lend
your support to the '09
thread. Gotta beat '10!</p>

406

<p>Class of '10 does rule
Nice try though, soliciting
Bending rules, are we?</p>

407

<p>Rats. Busted! Oh, well.
Just a friendly rivalry.
We’ll TP your thread.</p>

408

<p>Bring it on baby!
Threats of bathroom products now?
'09 thread is toast!</p>

409

<p>Don’t try to scare us.
We have shaving cream, and we
have plans for your thread.</p>

410

<p>Wasting too much time!
Must practice parry, riposte (;))
And add to '10 thread!</p>

411

<p>En garde, momof3!
All this verbal fencing is
wasting posting time.</p>

412

<p>freeze bras and panties
of upstart 2010 parents
teach them some respect</p>

<p>Sharing our trials
isn’t enough for you eh?
Now you want spotlight?</p>

<p>Shine it on 09
our procrastinators rock
yours still work so hard</p>

413

<p>fencing jargon eh?
I’m more the sort to leave a
flaming bag of poo</p>

<p>Yes it is low brow
but I’m simple country folk
light bag ring bell run</p>

<p>so take your fancy
epee, sabres and foy ills
But please watch your step</p>

414

<p>Two on one not fair!
I have no sense of humor
Just ask my children!</p>

415

<p>hist’rymom’s on fire!
hard-hearted cheerleader with
trash-talking pom-poms.</p>

416

<p>okay, momof3,
we can fight with gravitas.
Channel 13 style.</p>

417

<p>Wasting precious time
On haiku thread, when 09
thread lags behind</p>

<p>We have fewer posts
But ours are so much better
Quality tops count.</p>

<p>Okay, you tenners,
My dad can beat up your dad
Two-oh-oh-nine rules.</p>

418

<p>Throwing hands in air
Falling on my foil, OK?
Go add to 9’s count!</p>

419

<p>white pants blue blazer?
We had gown and mortarboard
Mathson was a hoot</p>

<p>Geekfro emerging
around mortarboard edges
sandals on his feet</p>

<p>He looked most like a
slightly disreputable
shaggy disciple</p>

420

<p>flaming bag of poo?
most excellent idea!
must try when off crutches…</p>