Just for fun -- Haiku!

<p>It was the design
The t shirt test did not work
If shirt was ugly</p>

<p>mafool, you are kind!
I managed a slice of toast
with saltines today.</p>

<p>Carbs! You will survive.
Harriet, this is not fun.
Don’t forget water.</p>

<p>T-shirt mystery solved:</p>

<p>She only wants shirt
From school “people have heard of”
Not from lesser-known.</p>

<p>Ohhhh…kay?</p>

<p>la-fa-lum-8-4
you made laugh very hard
that is a good one!</p>

<p>Greetings haiku friends!
Missed your lovely words lately.
I’ve had too much work.</p>

<p>t shirt mystery
sadly not too surprising
Hope it’s only shirts</p>

<p>News flash! Wine did help
after draining day at work.
Will spring ever come?</p>

<p>Spring is springing here
Green shoots on house’s south side
Crocuses here soon!</p>

<p>White-out this morning
during my morning commute
More snow this weekend</p>

<p>Winds here are blowing
Daffodils bravely appear
Defying all forecasts</p>

<p>Daffodils huddle
Hidden from the winter chill
More snow on the way</p>

<p>Test scores are online
Critical Reading too low
Did he mis-bubble?</p>

<p>Questions and Answers
Ordered from Collegeboard site
What did he do here?</p>

<p>Collegeboard says wait
Six to eight weeks to send it
Nice monopoly!</p>

<p>Pink plum blossoms gone
Robin red-breast came and went
Return winter storms.</p>

<p>Are teenager’s moods
Effected by climate change
Sonny today storms.</p>

<p>“Sonny today storms” :slight_smile:
Adolescent turbulence
Changeable weather</p>

<p>Yard grass is yellow.
It will be taken care of tomorrow.
I look forward to spring.</p>

<p>You all are witty;
I still feel like cat’s breakfast.
Brain took a sick day.</p>

<p>Graduation togs
will present quite a challenge:
white pants to fit son!</p>

<p>Blue blazer he has
and the dress shoes too, I think.
But truly white pants?</p>

<p>Brooks Brothers, I guess
Though the store gives S1 hives.
. . . There are worse problems.</p>

<p>I apologize in advance for the indelicate topic, but it’s what’s on my mind this morning.</p>

<p>Golf balls in food dish
Small portions, special diet
Cat still pukes on bed.</p>

<p>chintzy, my oldest
began her science research
career with cat barf.</p>

<p>Fourth-grade science fair
project: which foods yield least barf?
Prize-winning writeup.</p>

<p>Eight years on, ISEF,
and now she works for her profs.
I say, thanks, kitties!</p>

<p>(But why is it ALWAYS the bed?)</p>