King Kong vs. Godzilla

<p>I’ve seen a lot of “this” college vs. “that” college on this board, but let’s get down to some serious competition here. I’m a little conflicted with this one because while my gut tells me that King Kong could dominate here–you know, the whole opposable thumb thing–I think Godzilla might have opposable thumbs too–I don’t know, I’ve never actually seen him holding on to anything, but I think it’s possible. And then there’s that radioactive stream he projects, or whatever the hell it is; that could do some damage. What do you think? King Kong’s a thinker, Godzilla’s more of a take action kind of guy. King Kong probably scores higher on the SAT’s but Godzilla’s EC’s are extensive and he could probably score some pretty good recs.</p>

<p>King Kong is closer to a Homo Sapien. There are only Homo Sapiens, and no reptiles in college. Therefore, King Kong must have a better chance of getting into college than Godzilla.</p>

<p>I don’t know, I’ve heard stories about reptilian professors so I’m sure their must be reptilian students as well. I don’t think it’s a professional thing; it’s in the blood.</p>

<p>Being cold-blooded, though frowned upon in academia and colleges, is a trait valued by many employers and clients in the real world… There’s no denying that being cold blooded is a practical trait of action that could impress many adcoms… I’d have to go with Godzilla.</p>

<p>I dunno… King Kong wins on the EC count (building climbing; plane swatting; log rolling; chest pounding) but Godzilla gets points for community service (urban renewal) and athletics (wait, does he swim or just walk on the bottom?).</p>

<p>Assuming neither one could get a cogent essay together, I guess it all comes down to their test scores. </p>

<p>As always. :-(</p>

<p>Well at least King Kong has a girlfriend. And he also would benefit from the impressive Kong family legacy… Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Cranky Kong, etc. So he’s a more well-rounded applicant.</p>