Know any Stanford-related jokes?

Colleges & Universities Stanford University
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<p>I’ve noticed there are all sorts of jokes involving other ivy-league type schools (usually poking fun at each other) but I haven’t really heard any jokes about Stanford. Are there any good Stanford-related jokes? They can be poking fun at it or just set there. I’m just curious.</p>

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<p>Aside from their football team? No.</p>

<p>(I jest, I jest. To all the Stanford alumni, admissions personnel, and students reading this, I really do respect them. I just harbor a slight grudge from 2001.)</p>

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<p>Other than the cheer when the other team makes a touchdown: “We go to Stanford and you don’t, so s… us”</p>

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<p>How many Stanford students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?</p>

<p>One, dude.</p>