laugh of the day (and I need one)

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<p>I just had to share this. Please look at the picture carefully. Do you think the cops left a little square outline on the pavement?</p>

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<p>I work in a preschool. The other day a little boy pointed to my bright pink toe nails and said, “Excuse me? Ms Kate? You wear too much make-up on your feet.”</p>

<p>Where do they even come up with this stuff?!</p>

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<p>I don’t think I’m allowed to post the link, but this youtube video was all over Facebook last night. An elderly couple is trying to figure out their webcam. Their granddaughter posted the video and now they are “famous” :-).</p>

<p>Just google for “Webcam 101 for Seniors”.</p>

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<p>What a champ that SpongeBob is. Even in the face of adversity he can still find a reason to smile.</p>

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<p>He’s OK. If they throw a little water on him he’ll puff back up.</p>

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<p>The Sponge Bob incident falls hard on the heels of the infamous Gumby hold up.
<a href=“http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/kswb-gumby-bandit-gumby-clumsily-robs-711-store-20110907,0,2700823.story[/url]”>http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/kswb-gumby-bandit-gumby-clumsily-robs-711-store-20110907,0,2700823.story&lt;/a&gt;
Rough times for our beloved cartoon characters.</p>

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<p>This is an excerpt from an e-mail I received this morning. Certain facts have been removed to protect the guilty:</p>

<p>“Just a reminder— Items lost in or around XXXX may be found in the XXXX office — including a brand new pair of men’s slacks found in the lawn this morning……”</p>

<p>I am now afraid to leave my office!</p>

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<p>The folks on the tour bus are taking it all in at the Sponge Bob “scene.” </p>

<p>I remember in college taking a road trip to DC and Philly. There was a Ben Franklin look alike who was doing the “take a picture and give money” routine near the Liberty Bell. But he had a Polaroid and we asked him to take one of us college kids on one of our cameras. He purposely blurred it and it came out horrible. I remember the incident to this day. He wanted money for HIS picture.</p>

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<p>For a year D had an apartment in Hollywood only two blocks away from “the scene of the crime.” One morning she awoke to the sounds of screams under her window. Two very territorial Darth Vadars were beating the XXXx out of each other.</p>

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Inquiring minds want to know if they were using light sabers.</p>

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<p>NO…mano a mano. Something tells me that someone forgot to lock the gates of Toontown.</p>

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<p>I second AllThisIsNewToMe’s idea for laugh for the day. Go to you tube and watch “Webcam 101 for Seniors”</p>

<p>Even my carmudgeon-wanna-be husband laughed out loud and enjoyed it.</p>

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<p>Favorite quote from my daughter…the teacher:</p>

<p>“My students are starting to act like me…which could mean trouble”</p>

<p>My thought…sweet revenge.</p>

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<p>musica, this is a great thread!</p>

<p>Here is another stupid criminal:</p>

<p>[Shoplifter</a> arrested with live lobsters in shorts](<a href=“http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44423442/ns/us_news-weird_news/]Shoplifter”>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44423442/ns/us_news-weird_news/)</p>

<p>:eek:</p>

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<p>I got a good laugh from the thread LakeWashington started today.</p>

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<p>OK…here’s an update. I’m seriously thinking about the whole brouhaha into a 12 part miniseries for HBO. Kind of like the Sopranos, but a little more violent. </p>

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