<p>An alternative to the waitlist:</p>
<p>[Degrees</a> of Matriculation - New York Times](<a href=“http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/05/opinion/05borowitz.html?em&ex=1207540800&en=903a2e48eec57dd3&ei=5087 ]Degrees”>http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/05/opinion/05borowitz.html?em&ex=1207540800&en=903a2e48eec57dd3&ei=5087 )</p>