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<p>There’s a ton of newsworthy stuff that happens in Stillwater!! Gosh there’s heat waves, rainy spells, athletic events, updates on grad student Amy Morse’s ongoing saga with skin cancer (it might happen to YOU!!), more athletic events, more rainy spells, tuition hikes, more athletic events, people *****ing about the bus schedule, new speed signs being installed, heat waves that are really bad, SWINE FLU!!!, and of course, more athletic events. (and yes, I cherry-picked the most mundane news items, but it’s just a joke)</p>