<p>can someone describe the campus life at yale and just any information about your experience there?</p>
<p>Well, all of the buildings are made of gold, so you have to wear sunglasses all the time. And then there’s the daily assembly where we drink the blood of Harvard freshmen. But other than that, Yale is just a normal college.</p>
<p>Tell him about the the skull and bones torture chambers…</p>