<p>K- first, no talking in buffet lines, once you have that plate in your hand, silence until at the end of the line, thus everyone can actually get their food quicker, and don’t stand there trying to find the perfect piece of brocolli, pick one and move on</p>
<p>next, there should be massage chairs on planes, or at least in the airport</p>
<p>they need to allow airline passengers to exit the BACK of the plane as well- nothing worse than being stuck in the back waiting for the 30 rows ahead of you to take their time debarking</p>
<p>On the one-hour commuter train I take every day to NYC, there’d be a car entirely with exercise equipment, so we can work out while we’re commuting.</p>
<p>Carrying the idea further, couldn’t we arrange it that surfing, posting and reading on cc would have aerobic and strengthening benefits? Boy would we be fit.</p>
<p>Citygirlsmom - I half-live in buffet lines, as a clergy spouse. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve started a second line behind the buffet table (if it’s a cold buffet or potluck dinner with no servers, that is). </p>
<p>Fortunately people around here are NICE and say aloud “how clever” not “how rude.” </p>
<p>But am I really doing it for them? I couldn’t possibly comment…</p>
<p>Salespeople would never forget to remove those hard plastic inventory tags from stuff you buy. Do y’all BELIEVE that S WORE a shoe with the tag on to an Ultimate Frisbee game? (And before you ask, yes, he bought them…he has the receipt.) His only comment? “Yeah, everyone was kind of mocking me.”</p>
<p>Perhaps, in this ideal world of ours, teenage sons would also be slightly less absent-minded…</p>
<p>Someone would invent a sock for teenage boys that was meant to be grey, meant to be washed balled up & inside out, and all were identical to make it easier to match.</p>
<p>No one would ever make plus-sized clothes with horizontal strips. Or make 3X belly shirts with spaghetti straps.</p>
<p>Husbands would quit trying to “improve” my computer. I like it the way it is!</p>
<p>I always thought that George and Judy Jetson had some pretty good things going there. I always dreamed of having one of those robot systems that got Elroy up, cleaned, and fed in the morning, even before he woke up.</p>