<p>found an article about this on Slate. Students sum up their thesis in a sentence in lay terms. Hilarious.</p>
<p>[Lol</a> My Thesis](<a href=“http://lolmythesis.com/]Lol”>http://lolmythesis.com/)</p>
<p>Those are great! Mine would be:</p>
<p>Making concrete out of epoxy polymer instead of water is very messy, but the end result is sure strong.</p>
<p>Structural Engineering, UT-Austin</p>
<p>i love this</p>
<p>This is hilarious!</p>
<p>This is great! </p>
<p>My favorite:</p>
<p>Basically, Beyonc</p>
<p>^ That was a good one. </p>
<p>But really. Beyonc</p>
<p>Me: The Germans did classier low cost housing than the Brits, especially before WW2.</p>
<p>DH: If you tie down e coli by the tail they’ll spin clockwise if you give them stuff they like and counterclockwise if you give them stuff they don’t like. (Or maybe it was vice versa.)</p>
<p>As you can guess, D already sent me the link yesterday. :)</p>
<p>Mine would be:</p>
<p>We spent a bunch of money and time to make molecules that have little practical value, but they certainly look cool and will give future premeds studying org chem a lot of headaches.</p>
<p>Me: The internet is cool.</p>
<p>DH: Visualizing elemental distributions in three dimensions</p>
<p>A take on my d’s:</p>
<p>“Operatic Hell scenes are a good way to understand how 17th century people dealt with global climate change.”</p>
<p>’ It’s not selfish to be selfish.’ - Philosophy, Whitman College</p>
<p>Love it!</p>
<p>“Cheerleading Injuries have increased as participation increased and the complexity of the movements became more difficulty.” University of South Florida, May 2014 :)</p>
<p>Since mine never even got to committee, I guess the title should have been “Pregnancy-related failure to complete research is commonly due to cross-country move”.</p>