<p>Hi everyone,</p>
<p>I am looking for a girl whose name is Haratani or Hatarani or something like that. She’s Indian and she is a pre-med (or will be one next semester). I know that’s not very specific info and not too much, but I don’t know more. I met her on Saturday, May 31 in Baker ST Pub in Rice village and we could only exchange a few words. I would like to meet her again.</p>
<p>Attila</p>
<p>… I can already sense that this is going to be a legendary thread.</p>
<p>Hey, I’m looking for John Doe. Do you know where I can find him? I heard he lived on General Street, which is very far from Specific Avenue. I think he might be premed, not really sure.</p>
<p>This thread is awesome.</p>
<p>Umm thats sweet but why would you look for her here? Shouldn’t you try looking somewhere more specific.</p>
<p>Sorry to be the one to break this to you, but… Hatarani already has a boyfriend.</p>
<p>Honey, she’s not only one of my BFFLs, she’s on my speed-dial (and that means the world, let me tell you). Meet me on the corner of NevuhEvuhHadUh and Chance? xoxo</p>
<p>OP, have you heard of facebook? That website has helped stalkers all over this country find people.</p>
<p>Dear GoldShadow
What makes you think that I want to meet her because I want a girlfriend?</p>
<p>Dear Venkat89
I have heard of facebook but I don’t now how to use it. Don’t you think you should know me better before you can call me “stalker”?</p>
<p>Dear SelenaM08</p>
<p>I don’t know where to go on the web? Any ideas?</p>
<p>I think I know her!</p>
<p>My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s roommate’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw some Indian girl whose name started with an H pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.</p>
<p>No, BRM, that was me.</p>
<p>I think stalking her on facebook would probably be a better use of your time.</p>
<p>NCG, I would suggest using the recently coined term “facestalking” rather than “stalking on facebook”, as it saves 2 syllables and 8 characters.</p>
<p>PM me ASAP
i know her…this is her picture: [Joan</a> M Haratani | Top Asian American Professionals | GOLDSEA](<a href=“http://goldsea.com/TAAP/F-J/haratanij.html]Joan”>Joan M Haratani | Top Asian American Professionals | GOLDSEA)</p>
<p>Oh, sorry about that Mike…</p>
<p>I bet my roommate knows who you’re talking about - she’s Indian and her name starts with an H. She’s even in medical school! (I’m not even kidding).</p>
<p>Still me.</p>
<p>Go to facebook, join (make up a fake username if you have a second email) and type in all versions of her name or just Hat. Why do you want to see her?</p>
<p>bigredmed, </p>
<p>HILARIOUS Ferris Bueller post!!!</p>
<p>Unbelievable. I laughed for like 5 minutes and had to come back and write this</p>