Make a Wish, the Game for Champions

<p>I wish that your time machine sent you to the 80s.</p>

<p>I wish that it’s warm out tomorrow.</p>

<p>I wish that you get your sunny day tomorrow, but you couldnt go out cause you were horribly sick.</p>

<p>I wish I had something to eat right now</p>

<p>I wish you looked like an African child dying of malnutrition.</p>

<p>I wish that all the members of “The Wiggles” died.</p>

<p>I wish they were immortal and that you had to endure them even after you died, every day in the afterlife.</p>

<p>I wish my finals would just end! (Thursday seems so far off!)</p>

<p>I wish you went back in time with me to a time right before finals were to begin</p>

<p>I wish I had a mullet</p>

<p>I wish you did too.</p>

<p>I wish Calculus didn’t exist</p>

<p>I wish calculus took over the world.</p>

<p>I wish my dad was Warren Buffett</p>

<p>I wish your dad was Jimmy Buffet</p>

<p>I wish I could talk to animals, Dr Doolittle style</p>

<p>I wish you accidentally told them to eat you.</p>

<p>I wish I had a magic 8ball.</p>

<p>I wish your 8ball was magical enough to fly up in the air, come back down, hit you over the head and kill you</p>

<p>I wish I could go on vacation for the summer</p>

<p>I wish you could be stuck at school forever.</p>

<p>I wish I was a senior.</p>

<p>I wish you were a freshmen.</p>

<p>I wish the girls on the TV show “super sweet sixteen” had to travel to a third world country.</p>

<p>I wish the girls on the TV show “super sweet sixteen” died.</p>

<p>I wish I was no longer addicted to CC.</p>

<p>I wish the only website available to you was CC</p>

<p>I wish I had some cheesecake right now</p>

<p>I wish ONLY cheesecake was available to you.</p>

<p>I wish I had a Wharton MBA.</p>

<p>I wish Wharton closed</p>

<p>I wish I was graduating</p>

<p>I wish you were entering middle school.</p>

<p>I wish the I had the time to go watch da vinci code.</p>

<p>I wish you were killed by Opus Dei.</p>

<p>I wish the White Sox win the World Series again this year.</p>

<p>I wish all players in White Sox get caught in a snow storm and die.</p>

<p>I wish my life was simple.</p>

<p>I wish your life was more centered around the life and death issue of escaping North Korea.</p>

<p>I wish that my freaking transfer credit evaluation would come.q</p>