<p>I wish your transfer credit evaluation would come onto your doorstep, and right as you are about to pick it up, it gets blown away by the wind all the way to Siberia, where a Yeti decides to have a nice yummy transfer credit eval for dinner.</p>
<p>I wish I had made Journalism.</p>
<p>I wish you were a Journalist and you were killed while trying to cover a story.</p>
<p>I wish I lived in the Ural Mountains.</p>
<p>I wish you lived under the sea.</p>
<p>I wish I had self confidence.</p>
<p>I wish your next sexual encounter involved a girl delivering a pride-obliterating laugh at your ***** size.</p>
<p>I wish the mail came earlier in the day.</p>
<p>I wish the mail would never come.</p>
<p>I with I had a 4.0</p>
<p>I wish you had a 0.4</p>
<p>I wish Ann Arbor had an indie/noise scene similar to providence</p>
<p>i wish you were deaf and blind so youwouldn’t know about the indie/noise scene in either place.</p>
<p>i wish there were more hours in the day</p>
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<p>hey, i don’t think that’ll ever happen. perhaps that’s because i’m a girl with no *****. :D</p>
<p>gemstar,</p>
<p>i wish there were more hours in the day for everyone except you.</p>
<p>i wish people started getting gender right around here.</p>
<p>I wish people would get gender wrong all the time.</p>
<p>I wish I was done with my APUSH term paper.</p>
<p>I wish you realize, after you are done wit hthe APUSH term paper, that you had to do a APES (AP environmental science) paper, not an APUSH paper.</p>
<p>I wish my applications were done and mailed perfectly.</p>
<p>I wish Choate accidentally stuffed your application in the trash. </p>
<p>I wish I weren’t smiling right now.</p>
<p>i wish you were laughing like crazy</p>
<p>(btw its not for choate)</p>
<p>i wish mom wont catch me on cc</p>
<p>I wish your mom joined CC and posted embarrassing stories about you.</p>
<p>I wish that I didn’t have to get a tetanus shot.</p>
<p>i wish you have to get the tetanus shot fifty times because you always shook and the niddle went in the wrong blood vesel.</p>
<p>i wish i knew what a tetanus shot was.</p>
<p>I wish you would have to endure the boredom of watching an informative show on PBS about tetanus vaccines.</p>
<p>I wish the television series Lost would not have to end for the summer!</p>
<p>I wish you thought accidentally gave yourself a tetanus shot</p>
<p>I wish graduation was today.</p>
<p>…of elementary school!</p>
<p>i wish quizquick understood this.</p>
<p>I wish I didn’t</p>
<p>I wish I didn’t just forgot my login for my college account.</p>
<p>I wish Duke would chuck you out for not accessing your account over summer.
(no I don’t :))</p>
<p>I wish I had a pina colada right now.</p>
<p>I wish you had it, got drunk, and married a fat Star Wars fanatic with a huge mole that grew long hairs in it.</p>
<p>I wish I had the Civil War documentary by Ken Burns.</p>