<p>I thought this article was funny. (If you are easily offended you might not want to see it - not because of the article but the very small picture accompanying it).</p>
<p>Every time I wrestle my way back into my shoes and put my belt back on and repack by ziplock baggie of liquids and restore my phone and keys and whatever else to wherever they belong I wonder how long before we have to go through naked.</p>