Man Commits Suicide after Learning Harry Potter Spoiler

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<p>“A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling opus, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Book 6)…”</p>

<p>Read the rest of it here.
<a href=“http://yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_22620.shtml[/url]”>http://yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_22620.shtml&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>I see why mods didn’t want ant info leaking out.lol</p>

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<p>Whoa. It all makes sense now.</p>

<p>Seriously though, I don’t know what to say… wow. . . :(</p>

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<p>That is a FAKE article. why do people keep pulling this prank? Its OLD. And it was funnier BEFORE HP came out.</p>

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<p>it makes me feel sad, so stupid… what have we come to…</p>

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<p>It’s a joke.</p>

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<p>Ah, I replied before clicking the link. Whoops.</p>

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<p>Fake article? no way! where did you get that kind of idea?</p>

<p>And wow, that’s such a tragic… but I would do something similar too!</p>

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<p>If that is accurate…God help society…</p>

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<p>“Andy Borowitz writes a daily humor column” - that gave it away</p>

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<p>Borowitz also was the diirector for fresh prince. That kinda says it all :)</p>

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<p>Hahahahaha!!!</p>

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<p>i was soo cautious when scrolling down this site… (afraid that someone would post a spoiler)
does the article have spoilers??
i’m too scared to read it…</p>

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<p>no, no spoilers in the article, you’re fine (and the article itself is amusing).</p>