Masterminds Need Not Apply

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<p>I admit I got quite a few laughs when reading this story on the news and so thought I’d share it here for some levity. </p>

<p>First, the original news story of a bizarre arrest incident is well, amusing. But along with the article, is a slide show of “Masterminds Need Not Apply” that has photos and captions of other bizarre arrests or crimes…</p>

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<p>I haven’t read all of them but after quite a few, it was a laugh fest. :p</p>

<p>WARNING…DO NOT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME. :D</p>

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<p>It’s illegal to be a pedestrian under the influence (one of the charges against her)?</p>

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<p>I’m not up on the laws but aren’t there laws about public intoxication? Not sure. But that was the least of her problems.</p>

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<p>I thought this was going to be about the Subway (sandwich shop) robber. He filled out a job application for the shop. Talked to the manager. Left store. Came back an hour or so later and robbed store. Manager recognized him and gave the cops his job application, which listed his home address. Yep, it was his REAL home address. </p>

<p>Masterminds need not apply!</p>

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<p>Read some of the cases/captions in the slide show. Nutty circumstances for crimes. Some are actually very funny.</p>

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<p>I’m the same age as the first perp - the one with the clear plastic sex toy for females - and I went to the mirror and tried to decide if I’d look that bad if ever I get a mug shot -
is that shallow???</p>

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<p>It’s tough to be a police officer. Having to come up with the phrase “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” for reports is not easy!</p>

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<p>It’s like I always say: the trick to becoming a criminal mastermind is to do the mastermind part first.</p>