Maybe if I hit my head with a brick hard enough

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<p>I’ll be able to pass out for slightly less than 17 days!</p>

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<p>hahahaha love it
BUT
i’m sure u can find other things to distract u untill then
like shopping!</p>

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<p>good idea! maybe I can “accidentally” fall down the escalator at macy’s!</p>

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<p>hahahahaha yeah! u see…that way u will have entertained more people AS WELL as distracted urself for a bit longer</p>

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<p>Yeah, I would have no objection to some sort of coma or extended sleep that would fall upon me… provided I wake up on december 10th at 2:50 pm.</p>

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<p>yes. same here. provided that someone completes all the rest of my apps for me while im asleep.</p>