<p>It’s kind of true. Obama’s story is so incredibly unique that he couldn’t possibly have picked up “stereotypical black behaviors” (I wonder if I will get crucified simply for stating such a thing exists). </p>
<p>It’s funny how we’re going back and forth between whether Obama is black enough, or too black. Personally, I think his degree of blackness is juuuust right.</p>
<p>His blackness matters because blacks who vote by color want to make sure he’s on their side, and whites who vote by color want to make sure he isn’t.</p>
<p>If Obama is an oreo, he is the kind that has one dark cookie, one vanilla cookie, and a wholesome peanut-butter filling. People can see whichever side they want. That is the truth about his heritage.</p>
<p>Yes Mr. Payne, they’re all the same. And Sidney Poitier and Hank Aaron are a credit to their race. And wait, don’t tell me, some of your best friends are Black.</p>