<p>My favorite smart dumb blonde joke: Pompous jerk and blonde wife are out to dinner with a large group of his clients. Pompous jerk spends whole evening putting wife down, condescending to her and ordering her around. Sends her over to get him a new cup of coffee because the one she brought him a moment ago has two sugars, not two-and-a-half like he expressly told her. She returns with the coffee and he, gesticulating wildly to make some pompous point, knocks her arm and the coffee spills in his lap.</p>
<p>He turns to her, sneers and says “I just don’t get how God could make you so beautiful and so DUMB.” Blonde wife replies: “God made me beautiful so you could love me. He made me dumb so I could love you.”</p>
<p><em>my kind of girl</em></p>