<p>Mechanics #2 part C this year was a bout designing an experiment (it’s been 48 hours right?) to find the Center of Mass of a bar. I wrote “Pick up a phone and call the manufacturer.”</p>
<p>“In the middle of an AP test, anything is funny.”</p>
<p>I can’t agree with that statement more!</p>
<p>The Psych FR involved a kid named Dimitri. There was this uber smart nerdy kid named Dmitri in our class. As a group as we all got to the part about Dimitri dancing our whole room erupted into laughter and the procter had no idea why.</p>
<p>Last year, when we read about Pennies in the FR for Lang, our room just all started chuckling and mumbling “***”. </p>
<p>Just being in that room with the test makes life funnier.</p>
<p>in human geography i drew a picture of a lactose intollerant cow (how ironic, is that even possible?) who was farting when the picture was taken (drawn, whatever) and put MOOOOOOOOOOs all over the open pages</p>
<p>on the french FRQ i did my writing on harry potter and wrote a paragraph about how much my teacher sucked and crossed it out. </p>
<p>all in french</p>
<p>Bio essay 4: “The RNA polymerase then scans the chain of mRNA and asks why so serious?”</p>
<p>[crossedout]THIS IS SPARTA</p>
<p>that is all.</p>
<p>In the middle of my APUSH essays I would write things like HELP I’M TRAPPED and DON’T GO HOME TODAY and then cross them out. At the time it was hilarious, I guess?</p>
<p>For a BC Calc FR, I drew an Oddish with a thought bubble begging the grader for a pity point.</p>
<p>I don’t think he/she will give me one :(</p>
<p>I wrote “My name is Prince!” At the end of the last bio frq. I didn’t cross it out either.</p>
<p>Crossing out is for the paranoid only. If your essay is topnotch, the jokes you write will only inspire a bit of humor, not detract from your grade.</p>
<p>I wrote this letter on last page of the Answer Document for the Physics B FR:</p>
<p>Dear AP Grader,</p>
<p>The reason that I’ve shown so little abilities on the free responses is my great physics teacher who prepared us so well.</p>
<p>Have a nice day! ^_^</p>
<p>(signature)</p>
<p>P.S. Please, please be generous…</p>
<p>Didn’t do any this year because I was too busy…looks like I have until next year to think up a crafty free-response doodle. hahahhh.</p>
<p>On the APUSH question about the colonists, I wrote “WHY SO SERIOUS, COLONISTS?” after discussing the Boston Tea Party.</p>
<p>Then on the Chem question about wavelengths (which I’ve never learned about in Chem in my LIFE) I wrote “I have no idea what this question means, but I imagine it involves a lambda. λ.”</p>
<p>Is every year a APUSH FRQ have to deal with the Boston Tea Party? Gosh… 2008’s exam had a Tea Party question as well…</p>
<p>My friend put on the Latin FRQ a pcture of the middle finger and a personal letter to the AP readers how much high school is a joke on each sheet of the pink and green booklets. It might not be funny as it was so crude and took up every inch of every page; however, his punishment of having to sit in Alternative School all week during Senior Exams is hiliarious! :D</p>
<p>For BC test, about Riemen Sum or w/e, out teacher had just gone over this, and everyone in the room was like *** aloud, and then just closed the packet.</p>
<p>I, for one, wrote:</p>
<p>“Today I had fish for breakfast, hoping it would give me brain power to ace this test, when I opened this packet, I gave up, and decided to write this. I will now consider this a ■■■ moment, please pray for me.”</p>
<p>I was really bored, and then drew myself eating a fish and hanging myself.</p>
<p>Then I went to sleep until the proctor yelled “times up”</p>
<p>^^haha. </p>
<p>On the fourth BC FR, I solved it out and all, then wrote, “Please give me credit for knowing the step size.” But that wasn’t messing around tho. 
I really did do the problem…</p>
<p>On our English lit exam, some girl who knew she’d make a 1 used her green insert thing to tell our teacher how much she was going to miss her and babysitting her kids, then proceeded to write about her boyfriends and the friends she’d made in her class and everything, ending by telling her she was the best teacher ever. </p>
<p>When I take the enviro exam tomorrow I might just write (if I have time) how somebody told me that recycling is all a sham and how the entire class was a lie and how I was forced to pick up said person’s garbage from the AB math class all year.</p>
<p>In my AP World Exam, I finished about half an hour early, so I drew an epic picture with a man in a desert riding an elephant who was eating watermelons. I wish that I could have taken a picture of it.</p>
<p>Well I found the facebook group saying that, instead of “This is Sparta” it would be “Why so serious?” haha from the dark knight. So on the Biology FRQ on the last question about viruses, mine went something like this-</p>
<p>“HIV is an example if this kind of virus. HIV is a virus that works backwards with RNA. It attacks the immune system and causes the disease AIDS, which can be a fatal devastating disease that has killed millions. But really, why so serious?” haha</p>
<p>So if you write something random and cross it out, you won’t get penalized AT ALL?</p>