<p>Well, Kazz, I’m going to have to disagree with you. </p>
<p>Virginia is by far better than Michigan. There are many reasons why this is the case, but perhaps the most important reason is that as my very well-informed friend, thrills4ever, states in his elegant, concise, yet thought provoking words, and I quote, “uva has hotter girls”.</p>
<p>The wisdom contained in this statement should be noted by all here. This is the true difference between a happy college career and a college career full of misery and sadness. </p>
<p>Our founding fathers, some 200 years ago, stated that every man has the right to life, liberty, and most importantly the pursuit of happiness. Unfortunately, Kazz, my dear friend you have been denied the third promise. I understand you try to make up for it by citing Michigan’s reputation, its graduate rankings, even its football and athletic achievements. But unfortunately, Kazz, none of these attributes really define a great institution. </p>
<p>But there is something you can do about. You can transfer my friend. Come to Charlottesville or USC or Miami. Then and only then, will you truly be able to live the American Dream.</p>