<p>Since we’re reviving all of these classic message board games, I thought I’d introduce one of my favorites. All you need to do is misquote the poster above, and respond! Be as silly as you like!</p>
<p>To quote, simply type </p>
<p>[ quote=Name of the original poster ] Here’s the quote! [ /quote] and take out the spaces in the brackets.</p>
<p>I’ll start:</p>
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<p>I find the chess in daily newspapers dull enough – I can’t imagine how anyone can stand chess by messageboard.</p>
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<p>That’s interesting. Millions of people play fantasy sports, driving the world economy…</p>
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<p>Gas prices have really gone up lately; I hope they come back down soon.</p>
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<p>Actually, if you become a doctor, you may have access to “medical” cocaine. It’s far cheaper and is absolutely pure. Think of the profit you could make…</p>
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<p>I prefer tiger cocaine to crimson cocaine…the stripes really do it for me.</p>
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<p>Are you English by any chance? You know they call it the English vice…</p>
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<p>I think so, it’s so confusing, I keep being told purple skin is abnormal, but I had a dream last night where there were thousands of us, I am so confused, is it what they call physcotic reasoning?</p>
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<p>Please infer whatever you want from that above quote :)</p>
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<p>I will when I see her.</p>
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Who are you running from?</p>
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<p>I see a little mouse hopping on my head…</p>
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<p>Whoa… what are you on?</p>
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<p>It’s hiding, frightened away by the inside of your hat</p>
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<p>Who are you, Hannibal Lecter?</p>
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<p>I’d think not! How could he use a computer if he lived during Roman times??? You people are ridiculous.</p>
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Obviously, you’ve never ridden Washington’s Metro in the morning…</p>
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Why, up your ass of course you silly scoundrel. Would you care for some tea?</p>