Miss Susie

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<p>Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steam boat had a bell,
Miss Susie went to heaven, the steam boat went to
Hello operator, please give me #9,
And if you disconnect me, I’ll kick you from
Behind the 'frigerator, there was a piece of glass.
Miss Susie sat upon it, and broke her little
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom, zipping down their
Flies in the meadow, bees are in the park,
Miss Susie and her boyfriend, are kissing in the
Dark is like a movie, movie’s like a show,
A show is like a T.V. screen and this is all I know!</p>

<p>Haha…my sister reminded me of this song today that I used to sing in elementary school. :slight_smile:
I think it’s been around since the 80s though.
According to my sis, a girl sang this in front of her 4th grade class and she got in trouble with the principal. Yep…just felt like making a random thread. I hope you all enjoy the song…it brought back some memories for me. :p</p>

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<p>I couldn’t ever remember the whole thing… which was a vital social skill in elementary school. probably why i don’t have any friends now.</p>

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<p>wow…i don’t remember the end…but i remember i thought i was all bada$$ b/c i almost said “dirty things” haha…<3 being little</p>

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<p>that’s so funny, I totally forgot about that song. Haha, brings back good memories! :)</p>

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<p>I didn’t learn it until I was 15… which was like a year and a half ago.</p>

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<p>I showed it to this girl in college…and she said she never heard before either.</p>

<p>CRAZINESS!!! says:
i didnt have pornographic elementary school songs…didnt learn any
CRAZINESS!!! says:
heck i didnt even know what gay meant when i was in 6th grade
CRAZINESS!!! says:
i was an innocent little child</p>

<p>Ahahahahah.</p>