<p>^attractive sumb***h</p>
<p>Post #1682</p>
<p>Haha Rivstein, I like to make jokes about my extreme muscles as well. I think everyone here is pulling for you to get into MITES. You know, besides those guys that are jealous of your rock-hard pecs. The girls will be glad to lend you a hand during the pledge…</p>
<p>@Riv What is that?</p>
<p>@Nashia: Bahahaha, I’m not really meant to be an engineer. I can engineer, I can do physics, but I’m not much of an engineer at heart. Neuroscience is my passion; it’s probably neuroscience or biomedical engineering as my major in college. :)</p>
<p>@Rivstein: If only I could be as ripped as you. If only.</p>
<p>Nadia Ferrer,</p>
<p>“Attractive sumb<strong><em>h” is the slang term for “attractive son of a b</em></strong>c.” If you are not familiar with slang, it is an advanced sub-dialect within a language. Although slang is typically associated with the so called “ghetto” and music of the “rap” variety, here in America, slang is spoken only by the most elite within the American social hierarchy. Among these American elites are Princeton University’s Lil Wayne, Harvard’s Wiz Khalifa, and MIT’s very own Katt Williams.</p>
<p>Since you are not a member of the elite, I suggest that you refrain from using their sacred dialect, for they will not hesitate to “pop a cap in yo’ a<em>s” and/or “f</em><em>k dat b</em>**h up.” If you have further questions, please contact them directly.</p>
<p>A reference to “sumb***h” can easily be found in songs by Pimp C and Twista.</p>
<p>@Rivstein: half of those guys can’t even spell MIT.</p>
<p><em>delivers hi five to run1116</em></p>
<p>Luis Rivera, </p>
<p>Thank you for this mini lesson. I will be very to sure remember this because after all,… I do not want a cap in any of the three parts of my gluteus. If you do not know what I am referring to, it is probably because you have become too familiar with that type of vernacular. </p>
<p>And you know about Katt Williams? He is HILARIOUS!</p>
<p>I’ll have you know, run1116, Professor Katt has worked hard to earn his tenure here at the institute. Perhaps if you were MIT material, you would not be such a “hatuh.”</p>
<p>Please refer to his thesis, which aired on Comedy Central, if you would like to know how he feels about you.</p>
<p>You disgust me…
[Katt</a> Williams: HATERS - YouTube](<a href=“- YouTube”>- YouTube)</p>
<p>Wise words from Professor Katt… His research has yielded great results.</p>
<p>Katt Williams makes my internal organs laugh.</p>
<p>He makes my perspiration’s perspiration laugh.</p>
<p>OK, personally, I’d expand my own knowledge. I’m not really that interested in money, and having enough to live a comfortable life and give to the next generation is more than enough. What I really would want to do is have my own work not just make humanity better, but to leave something lasting that will at least proved a platform for a finding that will not only change the world, but how we live in it forever. There’s only so much that you can do with just money.</p>
<p>Also, anyone getting quite as much college spam as I am? About a thousand messages since January @_@</p>
<p>Nope. Instead of trying to come up with a change by myself…</p>
<p>I could fund research so that thousands of intelligent people have the resources they need to change the world.</p>
<p>However, I’m not exactly the richest president of a university… I’m just the sad, lonely president of MIT.</p>
<p>@Mobius I would like to start my own business as well, but idk if I’d want anyone to take it over. I want the legacy of course, but what if a corrupt person changes my objectives. I’d have to find someone super trustworthy. *Just a thought.</p>
<p>@Rafael Good one! That is so selfless.</p>
<p>@Mobius Yes, I literally have a stack of unopened college mail</p>
<p>@Mobius: Not particularly… then again, most colleges probably still have the email I used back in 7th grade…</p>
<p>Forget MIT, my new goal in life is to attain as much swag as Rivstein has.</p>
<p>@Mobius. Yeeep. Some ones worth reading, some from random colleges in the middle of Nebraska or something.</p>