Mock Admissions

<p>the following is entirely fictional…just pretend it is your dream school. it has EVERYTHING you could ever want or need.</p>

<p>Dear CCer,</p>

<p>It is with great pleasure that I invite you to apply to Chauncy Hill University, arguably the world’s finest institution for higher learning. Among the ranks of admitted students this year include world class musicians, Intel and Siemens Westinghouse Finalists, published authors, million-dollar entrepreneurs, and Nobel Prize winners from every discipline. An invitation to apply to Chauncy Hill is not easy to come by; I congratulate you on a job well done thus far. We at Chauncy Hill are looking forward to getting to know you in the coming months. If you have questions, please do not hesitate to contact our office.</p>

<p>Sincerely,
William Stratford
Dean of Admissions
Chauncy Hill University</p>

<p>Encl: app</p>

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<p>Name
School
Address (city, state, country)
GPA
Class rank
Rigor of courseload
SAT/ACT (both are required)
SATIIs (at least 5 scores must be submitted)
APs
Teacher recs (best in career, best in many years, best this year, top 10%, top 25%)
Essays (three sentence description of your entire academic career)
Extracurriculars
Awards</p>

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<p>The following decisions will be given.</p>

<p>Dear _______,
Congratulations! Your name has been placed on the waiting list for the Class of 2009. You have every reason to feel proud of your accomplishments, as this is no easy feat. Please update us with any information that you think could impact your status on the waitlist.</p>

<p>Dear _______,</p>

<p>On behalf of the admissions committee at Chauncy Hill, I am delighted to offer you admission to the class of 2009! Your standing puts you among only 200 students offered admission out of more than 50,000 incredibly accomplished applicants from every US state and country in the world. Among the ranks that applied were Nobel Prize winners from every discipline, Siemens Westinghouse and Intel finalists, Olympic medalists, published authors, and world class musicians, most of whom were denied admission in your place. This year’s applicant pool is, without a doubt, the largest and the most accomplished group that has ever sought admission to the University. As you can imagine, the competition was fierce like never before. The average SAT and ACT scores for this year’s admitted students are 1600 and 36, respectively. The average unweighted GPA is a 4.0, and the average class rank is within the top 1%. What can I say? Chauncy Hill is an exceptional place for exceptional people. And with this, I invite you to begin study with our world-class faculty, as we celebrate the University’s 800th year in existence. </p>

<p>Dear _________,</p>

<p>I am sorry to bring you disappointing news. After hours of deliberation, the committee has decided not to accept your application. Our decision, in no way, reflects our confidence in your ability to complete a demanding academic program. With well over 50,000 students applying for only 200 coveted spaces, the University is in the unfortunate position to have to turn down even the best students in the world. If it is any consolation at all, your being selected to apply to Chauncy Hill, in and of itself, indicates future promise of admission to equally prestigious universities such as Harvard, Yale, and Columbia. Any institution will greatly benefit from your presence. Best wishes in the future.</p>

<p>Sincerely,
William Stratford
Dean of Admissions
Chauncy Hill University</p>

<p>I love the English sounding name, William Stratford.</p>

<p>you have too much time on your hands</p>

<p>lol, yes i do</p>

<p>BWAHAHAHAHAHA! hehehe!</p>

<p>fine, don’t apply… we have enough applicants anyway</p>

<p>You should rename it Chauncey Billups University.</p>

<p>yes, name the university for the point guard of the detroit pistons, that works</p>

<p>Ha, that isn’t too far off from the truth sadly!</p>

<p>wait so what’s the point of this? we make up stats and then admit or waitlist or reject our peers? ooo fun!</p>

<p>I CAN’T WAIT FOR MY DECISION! I’M SO NERVOUS! I HAVE TO SEND FLOWERS TO THE ADCOMS…</p>

<p>crystal chandelier
Walla Walla High School of Washington
2426 Spoon St., Washington USA
0.8/4.0 GPA
Rank 734/739
Most Challenging Courseload
SAT 1610, ACT 37
SAT IIs 800x26, took my favorite 21 times starting at age 8
APs: All & 5s except physics C, didn’t take that.
Recs: one raves about me, other says I stutter and have this tic
essays: “I WANT TO DO COURSEWORKKKKKKKK”
ECs: independent study of 20 APs, earned bachelor’s degree in free time, made own langauge, learned 5 langs., founder of Latin club, Grammar club, Greek club - members 1 each, Saguaro Cactus Strapped To Head Throughout High School
Awards: 6 years perfect NLEs/national spanish/french/german/italian/portugese/greek exams</p>

<p>uhhh no…</p>

<p>i still stand firmly by this university. challenge its ideals if you are so inclined, but i will continue to defend its dignity</p>

<p>didnt someone do this already? on the old board…I’ll see if I can find it.</p>

<p>yea that was gianscalore last year. that was a huge thread. it was quite funny. wonder where he is?</p>

<p>Name: Ed Caffabaw</p>

<p>School: P.S. 248</p>

<p>Address: 3456 J Street, Washington, D.C., USA</p>

<p>GPA: 6.0</p>

<p>Class rank: 1/2108</p>

<p>Rigor of courseload: Most demanding</p>

<p>SAT/ACT (both are required): SAT:1600 (800V 800M) ACT:36</p>

<p>SATIIs: Math IC: Math IIC:800 Writing:800 Physics:800 Chemistry:800 Literature:800 U.S. History:800 World History:800 Biology E/M:800 French:800 French with Listening:800 German:800 German with Listening:800 Spanish:800 Spanish with Listening:800 Modern Hebrew:800 Italian:800 Latin:800 Japenese with Listening:800 Korean with Listening:800 Chinese with Listening:800</p>

<p>APs: Art History:5 Biology:5 Calculus AB:5 Calculus BC:5 Chemistry:5
Computer Science A:5 Computer Science AB:5 Macroeconomics:5 Microeconomics:5 English Language:5 English Literature:5 Environmental Science:5 European History:5 French Language:5 French Literature:5 German Language:5<br>
Comp Government & Politics:5 U.S. Government & Politics:5 Human Geography:5
Latin Literature:5 Latin: Vergil:5 Music Theory:5 Physics B:5 Physics C:5 Psychology:5 Spanish Language:5 Spanish Literature:5 Statistics:5 Studio Art:5 U.S. History:5
World History:5</p>

<p>Teacher recs: best in career, top 0.1%</p>

<p>Essays: “How I Conquered the College Board”</p>

<p>Extracurriculars: The Homework Club, the Test Team, and the Geek Group.</p>

<p>Awards: none</p>

<p>Im adcom 1
Well Ed seems put together. His scores are superlative, all 30 of them. So we know he’s smart. His recs are good, but he’s too mathy. We’re not sure if he’ll fit in with the rest of the popular, preppy kids we usually admit. But his scores are nevertheless, impressive. No awards at all, either. Too geeky, so I say… DEFER</p>

<p>Name- Jack McRodriguez
School- BigCity Academy
Address-5248 BigStreet, BigCity, AI 84519
GPA- 2.2
IQ- 79
Class rank-600/600
Rigor of courseload-Easiest
SAT-230 Verbal, 320 Math
ACT-11
SATII- Math IC 310, Physics 240, Writing 200, Biology 320, Latin 200
APs-Music Theory-1, Studio Art-1
Teacher recs-no teacher would recommend me :frowning:
Essays-“!€ye wantê +oo gøw t0o Kallïdge¿”
Extracurriculars-Custodian Internship, 8 years
Awards-National Shame Roll</p>

<p>American, i love your post “national shame roll” thats too funny and how no one will recommend you!!!</p>

<p>You must go to a pretty competitive school if your gpa is a 2.2 and you are 600/600! lol.</p>

<p>The 2.2 GPA was weighted…</p>