<p>I bought a card for my wife today, and I was surprised to see that they had entire sections of Monogamy Valentines. How funny! Is it so rare to be faithful that now you need a special card to pledge your fidelity? oh, wait… it’s Mahogany, not Monogamy. Are these for people made out of wood? I just found it amusing. Not gonna call the ACLU or worry about what would happen if they had a section for white people valentines.</p>
<p>I’m so confused…so Mahogany valentines are a section for people of darker skin? That is weird…I actually wouldn’t be surprised if their were Monogamy Valentines though.</p>
<p>This explains why I don’t buy greeting cards. :)</p>
<p>When they come up with the one that is from your Monogamous Dog to wish you a happy Valentines Day then I will start buying them again.</p>
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<li><p>They have lots of sections for white-people valentines, a/k/a the rest of the store.</p></li>
<li><p>One of the little milestones in my mother-in-law’s Alzheimer’s was two years ago, when another resident’s “Mahogany” Valentine somehow made it onto her bedside table. My mother-in-law was completely enthralled by it – she proudly showed it to me and said, “Look what my sons gave me!” (It was signed “Your Sons, X and Y”.) She didn’t have any sons, and if she had had sons their skin color would have been different from that of the people on the card, but she was past paying attention to such trivialities. I was happy, too: She could still read some.</p></li>
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<p>This thread needs to be stickied by the mods; haven’t laughed this hard (alone) in a long time…</p>
<p>are the “monogamy” Valentines restricted to South Carolina for those people who “couldn’t” include those fidelity words in their marriage vows?</p>