<p>Split, by Michael Weller - good comedic, quirky monologue in the character of Margie - the “Stevie Wonder” monologue ([The</a> Books: ?Split? (Michael Weller) | The Sheila Variations](<a href=“The Books: “Split” (Michael Weller) | The Sheila Variations”>The Books: “Split” (Michael Weller) | The Sheila Variations)). Note - tends to be classified as overused, though I haven’t seen it very often. </p>
<p>Avoid at all costs anything from the Star Spangled Banner and the infamous “tuna fish” monologue! I’ll see if I can recall anything else.</p>