<p>^^^^Sorry about the “your” instead of “you’re” in the title…not able to edit…From the Facebook Club:</p>
<p>1.You know AP actually stands for “Advanced Procrastinator.”</p>
<p>2.You could have done your homework at home but you prefer the pressure of getting it done two periods before its due.</p>
<p>3.Studying consists of furiously glancing over your notes the period before the test.</p>
<p>4.“Not a lot of homework” means: 10 chemistry problems, calc homework (that you won’t do anyways), a 15 page story to read in the Lit book, and studying for a French quiz. </p>
<p>5.You don’t think of it as “cheating”, you think of it as “cooperative learning.”</p>
<p>6.The weekend before mid-terms or finals you don’t start studying until Sunday at seven or eight PM.</p>
<p>7.You have multiple breakdowns throughout the year from school-related stress.</p>
<p>8.You know senior project is a joke and intend on putting forth as little effort as possible.</p>
<p>9.On top of your full schedule, you’re involved in several extra-curricular activities and you have a job.</p>
<p>10.Every extra-curricular activity you sign up for is framed with the words “It’ll look good for college.”</p>
<p>11.Senioritis set in during the last few weeks of 11th grade.</p>
<p>12.You’re convinced summer work was invented as a form of torture.</p>
<p>13.You sign up for a class because it’s weighted, not because the subject interests you.</p>
<p>14.You question whether you’ll make it through the year with your sanity intact.</p>
<p>15.You swear twice as much as you normally do on the day of a test.</p>
<p>16.You have no time management skills. Whatsoever. </p>
<p>17.You consider any non AP class to be a blow-off class.</p>
<p>18.You never meet anyone new in your classes because it’s been the same group of kids since ninth grade.</p>
<p>19.You and your closest friends are all in the top 10% of your class.</p>
<p>20.You like to pretend you’re not a nerd but on the inside…you know.</p>
<p>21.You do your best work between the hours of 11 PM and 2 AM.</p>
<p>22.At sleepovers with your friends you discuss politics and financial aid.</p>
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<li><p>The probablity of your homework getting done depends more on your mood than the fact that it needs to be done.</p></li>
<li><p>You find yourself arguing for points not because you genuinely feel that you are right, but because you know that one more point will boost your grade letter.</p></li>
<li><p>You consider anything below a B to be a bad grade.</p></li>
<li><p>You spend a few hours doing optional and bonus assignments you don’t actually need to do just because it will boost your grade which will in turn raise your GPA and class rank.</p></li>
<li><p>People ask you how you manage an AP class you just say “It’s easy” when on the inside you are screaming bloody murder.</p></li>
<li><p>You watch TV or do other random things until 10pm then complain the next day about doing homework at 2am.</p></li>
<li><p>You struggle to find ways to entertain yourself when you don’t have any homework, but when you do have homework the possibilities are endless.</p></li>
<li><p>You have four projects due the following day, but instead of doing them you go on Facebook to talk to anyone who will answer.</p></li>
<li><p>You find yourself complaining to everyone how much homework you have… when you should be off facebook doing it.</p></li>
<li><p>Your teacher thinks that his class is the only class you have and therefore is the most important so he overloads you with homework.</p></li>
<li><p>Your GPA surpasses the average hours of sleep you get a night.</p></li>
<li><p>You get mad when non-AP students whine about how much homework they have.</p></li>
<li><p>The teacher assigns reading two weeks prior to the test but you end up reading it all the night before.</p></li>
<li><p>Sometimes the highlight of your life is just crawling into bed and passing out.</p></li>
<li><p>You use random, obscure information you learned in class in everyday conversation.</p></li>
<li><p>You stare at your homework and repeat the words ■■■ as you go through it.</p></li>
<li><p>You have forgotten what the meaning of “free-period” is.</p></li>
<li><p>You can’t stand taking regular electives because when a big group project comes along, you end up doing the whole thing.</p></li>
<li><p>You put the pro in procrastination.</p></li>
<li><p>You know that school is a joke after the second week in May.</p></li>
<li><p>You have at least one test or a quiz a day.</p></li>
<li><p>You write BS-ays instead of essays.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>45.You have back problems because your backpack weights more than 50lbs.</p>
<ol>
<li><p>You can’t help but find symbolism in every single thing you read/watch.</p></li>
<li><p>You or someone you know has gone to therapy for school-related stress.</p></li>
<li><p>You willingly pay $86 to take a test.</p></li>
</ol>
Especially the Facebook part. D has actually jumped up to check her planner if all the AP kids are on line after 10pm, because that must mean that somethings due by 11:59pm and she forgot…</p>