<p>Inconceivable!</p>
<p>Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!</p>
<p>I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you’re fat? 'Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.</p>
<p>Don’t stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey. </p>
<p>Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? </p>
<p>Stupid is as stupid does.</p>
<p>^^^I like all of those.</p>
<p>“Houston, I think we got a problem.” Apollo 13</p>
<p>Don’t stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey-Legally Blonde</p>
<p>"It’s just a flesh wound. " -Taken</p>
<p>“Do you mind if we dance with your dates?”</p>
<p>“Do you mind if we dance with your dates?” = Animal House</p>
<p>“Stupid is as stupid does” = Forrest Gump</p>
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<p>There’s a movie called Taken?</p>
<p>I was referring to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, after King Arthur cuts off both of the Black Knight’s arms. My family could recite Monty Python for hours.</p>
<p>King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?
French Soldier: Of course not. You’re English types.
King Arthur: What are you then?
French Soldier: I’m French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French Soldier: Mind your own business.</p>
<p>From #20, “It’s a ligar, pretty much my favorite animal” - is that from Napoleon Dynamite?</p>
<p>Okay…I’ll spot you mine from #1.</p>
<p>Animal House (Blutarsky’s GPA)
Gladiator (of course)
There’s Something About Mary (makes me laugh EVERY TIME)
American Beauty
The Jerk (yay Frazzled1)</p>
<p>And #11 is from It’s A Wonderful Life…</p>
<p>vballmom, I got the Flesh Wound one. right away…I was thinking of “WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? WHAT is your favorite color?” “Blue - no Red!”</p>
<p>How about…“…just learnin’ about Cuba, and havin’ some food!”</p>
<p>He’s so confused he doesn’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.</p>
<p>-Steel Magnolias</p>
<p>“Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!”</p>
<p>“You know I love you more then my luggage”</p>
<p>“That’s why we Lutherans use grape Kool-Aid for the blood of Christ.”</p>
<p>You know I love you more than my luggage- Steel Magnolias</p>
<p>Hit Weezer…knock her lights out!</p>
<p>“Shut up and deal.”</p>
<p>^^^ “Shut up and deal” - Great last line from the Billy Wilder/I.A.L Diamond script for “The Apartment.” Their even better last line:</p>
<p>“Well, nobody’s perfect.”</p>
<p>One of our all-time favorites from a movie that’s already given us a quote in this thread: “She’s at the library!” Except the actor said it like this: “SHE’S AT THE LIBRAREEEEE!!!” Which is how my kids always said it whenever someone was at the library, which was a lot. :)</p>
<p>Another Annie Hall: A relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies… And what we have on our hands is a DEAD SHARK. </p>
<p>Haha I was dealing with a dead shark at the time…</p>
<p>From Casablanca - “Are my eyes really brown?” - Rick asking Major Strasser after hearing a long list of his supposed crimes.</p>
<p>We could fill a whole thread with Casablanca quotes!</p>
<p>Another Annie Hall: “I’ll have corned beef on white bread with mayonnaise” - while Woody Allen and the entire population of the deli is cringing at her order!</p>
<p>“Well, nobody’s perfect” - that must be from Some Like it Hot. The last line of the movie.</p>
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<p>All I can think of is It’s a Wonderful Life…but I thought Clarence said she was “just about to close up the LIBRAREEEEEEE”</p>
<p>we use this one ALL THE TIME at our house (also from IAWL), “The answer is NO! NO! Dog-gone it!” </p>
<p>I’m ashamed to admit I could filll a thread with Blazing Saddles quotes. “What is it, that’s not exactly water, and not exactly Earth?” “I don’t know, but whatever it is, I HATE IT”</p>
<p>“Lighten up, Francis”.</p>
<p>Hit Weezer…knock her lights out!- yes, how we do love those Steel Magnolias!!</p>
<p>I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don’t see movies ‘cause they’re trash, and they got nothin’ but naked people in 'em! And I don’t read books, 'cause if they’re any good, they’re gonna make 'em into a miniseries.</p>