More fun - favorite movie quotes!

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<p>I was reading through the “Worst Movies” thread and some quotes were posted. H and I have an annoying tendency to quote random movies at random times. Want to play? </p>

<p>It can be short, like “Zero. Point. Zero”</p>

<p>Or long and dramatic, like "“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.” (one of my personal faves)</p>

<p>Funny like “But…what about Brett Favvvv-rah?” </p>

<p>A little more obscure? “…1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I’ve always wanted and now I have it. I rule!” (H’s personal favorite)</p>

<p>“I don’t care about losing all the money, It’s losing all the stuuuuuufffffffff…”</p>

<p>Name the film (those were EASY ONES), and supply your own! Who’s in? :)</p>

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<p>Okay, I get “Gladiator” and I think the last one is from "The Jerk.</p>

<p>The only one I can think of right now is “Too early for flapjacks?” which we say all the time …</p>

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<p>Didn’t recognize any of the quotes from #1. </p>

<p>Here’s mine:
“I know what you’re thinking, 'cause right now I’m thinking the same thing. Actually, I’ve been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn’t I take the BLUE pill?”</p>

<p>the first movie quote (really dialog bit) I remember learning by heart:
"Brian: Screw Maximilian!
Sally: I do.
Brian: So do I. "</p>

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<p>mathmom, the first time I heard that, I spewed soda into the row in front of me. A classic from “Cabaret”.</p>

<p>“… to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of the women.”</p>

<p>“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”</p>

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<p>“I’m not a madam, I’m the concierge.”</p>

<p>“Don’t you see? The rest of the country looks upon New York like we’re left-wing Communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers. I think of us that way sometimes, and I live here.”</p>

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<p>Haha violadad. I’m watching the godfather right now and just saw that one!</p>

<p>Fun stuff. I’m stumped on some…</p>

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<p>“Is it safe?”</p>

<p>“Snap out of it!”</p>

<p>“Sex with you is really a Kafkaesque experience…I mean that as a compliment”</p>

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<p>“I’m not a madam - I’m the concierge” - The Producers</p>

<p>“Is it safe?” - Marathon Man</p>

<p>“Snap out of it!” - Moonstruck</p>

<p>Stumped on the rest.</p>

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<p>Oh! Woody Allen…in Annie Hall!
“Don’t you see? The rest of the country looks upon New York like we’re left-wing Communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers. I think of us that way sometimes, and I live here.”</p>

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<p>Cool Hand Luke–1967
“What we have here is failure to communicate.”</p>

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<p>“…you don’t like coconut? Say, brainless, don’t you know where coconut comes from?”</p>

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<p>There are so many great lines in that movie - it’s my favorite of his. “I don’t want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.” And one appropriate for CC: “Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat… college.”</p>

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<p>^ look at mine above…coincidentally I also took one from Annie Hall that I remember.</p>

<p>Another (not Annie Hall): </p>

<p>“When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.”</p>

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<p>One that we use in our family ALL the time – mostly just to indicate that someone is speaking nonsense – pretty obscure, but see if you can get it</p>

<p>“Waiter, get this girl a cheese sandwich.”</p>

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<p>"It’s just a flesh wound. "</p>

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<p>“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”</p>

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<p>^^^ Oh, dragonmom, my kids want to be Olympic fencers just so they can say this as they step onto the mat for the gold medal match.</p>

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<p>My son took fencing one semester as his required PE class… I suspect it was uttered there.</p>

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<p>“Show me the money.” Jerry Maguire</p>

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<p>I believe I saw an Anchorman quote up there…</p>

<p>Here’s a few,</p>

<p>He’s so confused he doesn’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.</p>

<p>Can we make bunkbeds?? It will leave so much more room for recreational activities.</p>

<p>I’m laying next to the astronaunt.</p>

<p>What happens in vegas, stays in vegas…except herpes, that sh** comes back w/ ya.</p>

<p>To infinity and beyond!!!</p>

<p>It’s a ligar, it’s pretty much my favorite animal</p>