<p>"… he’s not some overpowering, macho guy. He’s like you, Dad! Except he’s brilliant. </p>
<p>is this father of the bride (Steve Martin version)?</p>
<p>Our family favorites trifecta:</p>
<p>“I just don’t understand it.”</p>
<p>“And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”</p>
<p>“Hence the expression, ‘as greedy as a pig.’”</p>
<p>“And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.” - Pulp Fiction</p>
<p>Booklady - that’s it. If you love that movie, you should also love the other two.</p>
<p>“We’re going to need a bigger boat.”</p>
<p>^ “We’re going to need a bigger boat”…Jaws?</p>
<p>“I don’t have to show you no stinkin’ badges”</p>
<p>“Hold it (the chicken) between your knees”</p>
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I know this one! I was planning on putting it in, but really it’s the whole scene, not the punch line that is wonderful. As anyone who has dealt with bureaucracy knows. Jack Nicholson - Five Easy Pieces. </p>
<p>Here’s the rest of the story (if you missed the movie):
[Bobby wants plain toast, which isn’t on the menu and the waitress won’t give it to him.]
Bobby: I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.</p>
<p>“Those aren’t pillows!” - Planes, Trains and Automobiles</p>
<p>Here’s another one for trains, planes, and autmobile fans…</p>
<p>Her first baby came out sideways and she didn’t scream or nothing…</p>
<p>Do you think this vehicle is fit to be on the highway?? Yes, Yes, I do, it may not look like much, but it gets you where you need to go.</p>
<p>How about…</p>
<p>You’ll shoot your eye out…</p>
<p>I double dog dare you…</p>
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<p>Because I’m an old southern woman and we’re suppose to grow vegtables and wear ugly hats.</p>
<p>I’ve just been in a very bad mood for forty years!</p>
<p>Your hair looks like a football helment</p>
<p>“That’ll do, pig.” For some reason we’re always saying this to each other in my house.</p>
<p>“He’s a natural born world shaker!”</p>
<p>“Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.”</p>
<p>"I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child. "</p>
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<p>That’s Fargo!</p>
<p>12rmh18, I recognize your last two from The Godfather, which I watched just last night…</p>
<p>More PT&A…“Oh he’s drunk! How does he know which way we’re going?”</p>
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<p>Now that I’ve been reminded that the first one is from Fargo - yes, I love it, along with most Coen brothers films. I don’t recognize the other quote, though.</p>
<p>“We are on a mission, from God” </p>
<p>12rmh18… “he’s a natural born world shaker” is Cool Hand Luke</p>
<p>“I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!”</p>
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<p>Jake & elwood - The Blues brothers</p>
<p>“Do you see the light?”</p>
<p>Run to the light, Carol Ann! (Poltergeist, right sybbie?)</p>
<p>“I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!” Captain Renault of course from Casablanca. :)</p>
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Both are from “Christmas Story,” a family fave at our house.</p>