<p>In my other recent thread, I mentioned that I want a free monkey, and I am hoping that the ads will tell me how I can do that. I’m trying again, because I think other things I mentioned in that thread may have interfered. So, how can I get a free monkey? A pet monkey? It has to be free, and a monkey.</p>
<p>“Ze minkey cannot panhandle here wissout a propere lessance!”</p>
<p>No monkey info yet. I can just keep on hoping.</p>
<p>MONKEY AD! Well, it’s for “naughty monkey shoes,” but at least that’s something. Wait! Here’s one for “Pet Monkey,” and one for “Beautiful Monkey Cages,” and "Naughty monkey boots. No free monkey, but it’s still pretty good.</p>
<p>^^ Well, maybe if you acquire all that stuff, a free monkey will take notice, become very attracted, and happen along to make use of it all. I mean, free naughty boots, and a beautiful cage? LOL.</p>
<p>Okay, I got an “Ebay - You deserve it” ad. “Shop victoriously.”</p>
<p>They’re trying, Hunt.</p>
<p>I’ve got University of London law degree by distance learning. Lawyers equivelent to monkeysin their eyes, perhaps?</p>
<p>I’m here to help:</p>
<p>[FreeMonkey.com</a> - A new type of search engine.](<a href=“http://www.freemonkey.com/]FreeMonkey.com”>http://www.freemonkey.com/)</p>
<p>I was just reading the Asian Stereotypes thread when I noticed 3 ads at the top of the page for Asian Nose Surgery, Asian American Women and Asian Girls for Marriage. Talk about Asian stereotypes! ;)</p>
<p>coureur - that link is perfect! :D</p>
<p>Unfortunately, the search engine wasn’t particularly good. But the monkey was precious!</p>
<p>How did we get along so long without this?</p>
<p>I don’t think an orangutan is actually a monkey.</p>
<p>I need to do this from my house because when I do this from work there are no ads! And I want a free monkey too. (It is 5:46 p.m. and I am rolling to the end of a very long conference call…)</p>
<p>Hmm, maybe if I turned off my pop up blocker?</p>
<p>Do you think I could train the monkey to clean my house?</p>
<p>Okay, now I am at my house. Maybe now there will be a free monkey ad. Then I could get a free monkey and he could pick up my son’s “Game Informer” video game magazines on the floor by the Rock Band video game stuff.</p>
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<p>No luck.</p>
<p>When my son gets home, he will have to pick up his own magazines.</p>
<p>Got some monkey ads when I looked at the first page - yay! But now it is back to “Learn Audio Recording”…</p>