<p>Ok, guys. You have been helpful in my relationship problems in the past, and now I have another one. </p>
<p>So today was the first day of calculus class, and the most beautiful blond walks in. She just blows my mind. I mean she was smokin’. And of all the empty seats, she sits right next to me. </p>
<p>So obviously this girl is interested in me and is totally digging me, but I don’t know what to even say. I am a really shy guy and have never had a girlfriend before. My heart was going like 180bpm just sitting there, trying to figure out what I was going to say. I knew if I didn’t “make my move” right away, some other guy would snatch her from me and that would be the end of it.</p>
<p>So, with a few minutes left in class I reach over and give her a little squeeze on the chest. Now, I know from your vantage point that sounds strange, but believe me, it wasn’t. It was more of a playful thing than a sexual one. Almost like a greeting, like “hey”. </p>
<p>You guys are thinking, ok, ok, I made a big mistake. I should have waited until our first date before I did something like that. And I am a little embarrassed and it was wrong. I realize that now. Anyway…</p>
<p>She didn’t even say anything at the time and I’m sure she wasn’t mad. But she got up and moved a few rows up. Probably the sexual tension was killing her, or maybe she couldn’t see the notes on the projector since we were sitting so far back. Anyway, I get home and I have an email from the professor asking me not to return to class, and the incident has been reported, and all this BS…</p>
<p>Basically, I am at a point where I got kicked out of class. I am not allowed to come in there while she is attending because apparently I could make her uncomfortable, which is just total BS since it was just a stupid joke. I don’t even understand how the professor could have possibly found out about this since we were sitting so far back, there is NO way he could have seen anything. He somehow saw something out of context, I guess, and it looked worse than it really was.</p>
<p>So apparently, i’m not allowed in class anymore but what REALLY makes me mad is, now I have no way of getting her number, or anything like that. I checked the student directory and I can’t find any info because I only know her first name, not the last.</p>
<p>So I pretty much got totally screwed over and I just want to ask what I’m supposed to do now. I think I will probably go to class one more time this week, just to find her and get her number real quick. But i’m worried the professor will see me and get all paranoid again. Is this a bad idea?</p>