<p>so this one girl and my summer school geometry teacher were teasing each other:</p>
<p>teacher: “well you are as big as the SUN!”
girl: “well you are as big as the MOON!”
teacher: “well you are so big you cover me up in an ECLIPSE!”</p>
<p>and my cross-country coach last year:</p>
<p>me: “so how are you planning on getting a tan with a shirt on?”
coach: “well look at you, you’re practically transparent.”</p>
<p>and track:</p>
<p>coach: “I remember last year when <blondie178> would run the two-mile. I’d get in my car and run over to Carl’s Jr and get me some fries and come back and still see her running. and just look at her now!”</blondie178></p>
<p>and an english sub:</p>
<p>sub: “Wow you guys are a nice class. I like interracting with the students and talking to you guys. You guys are a lot of fun to talk to. I hope 6th period is this much fun.”</p>
<p>ironically the note he leaves says that we were the WORST class of the day and how it would have been terrible to end the day with our class and how 6th period was much nicer. WOW.</p>