<p>Mine is lame. I can’t remember half the crap my HS teachers said to me, so I have one from elementary school.</p>
<p>When I was in second grade, I was checking out the Babysitters’ Club book at the library. I said something to my teacher about the book and she said “You know the girls aren’t real, right?”
And then there’s little me, almost in tears going “Yess, they aree!”</p>
<p>It was like she just told me Santa wasn’t real.</p>
<p>I never forgot that. B****.</p>
<p>I think my elementary school teachers were far more obnoxious than my HS teachers.
I remember in fourth grade, Mr. Beeriman, or whatever the **** his name was said “You can’t just not come to school because it’s your birthday. Who do you think you are? You’re not that special.”</p>
<p>Then again, I went to school in Virginia…</p>