<p>I had this one ww2 vet sub who later went to MIT and worked for lockheed martin before retiring, and now subs. He’s known for saying a bunch of ridiculously un pc things. In a precalc class he challenged the class to give any problem and he’s solve it. One russian guy gave him something with no solution so he was like “That’s why you commies lost the cold war. You didnt know what the hell you were doing!” Another time he was subbing english, and saw a football player. Our school has a hoorendous team so he said to the football guy, “Wow you guys on last week.” The football guy nodded and was like “Yeahhhh we did.” Then the sub said “Who was it against? The girls school for the blind?” The look on the guy’s face was priceless. Also he got into a bit of bantering with a Mexican dude and told him to go mow a lawn.</p>